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A box of rose petals placed in the passenger seat was also thrown out, and for a moment, petals were flying in the sky, as if it were raining petals.

The book states that when a person dies, they will see many strange things that they could not see in life. She struggled to open her eyes wide, but her vision flickered like a poor-quality television screen that had gone black. Just before everything turned into a blur of snowflakes, she heard a voice beside her: You are truly fortunate, woman

If only it were that simple Tian Jingzhi sighed deeply What is even more foolish is that I called all my friends to be witnesses

If only it were that simple, that woman has stolen six of my boyfriends from childhood to adulthood

However, with her exceptionally rare misfortune, she might just fall into a speeding garbage truck

I would rather lose my job than see her die, where does this foolishness come from? When did she become so miserable that she no longer has any value even in being saved? Sometimes the decisions made by humans are impulsive, and with this idiot stirring things up, the overwhelming impulse that just surged like a tide has receded, and the desire to survive has once again taken over the mind. If one is no longer afraid of death, what is there to fear about living?

Now she feels utterly foolish and just wants to go home and sleep

Indeed, she is very fortunate; there will no longer be a more unfortunate tomorrow awaiting her

Tian Jingzhi stood on the rooftop of the television station, gazing at the sprawling lights below, wondering if tomorrow's newspaper headline would read, "The宅男女神 Lianhua Mei jumps to her death, a generation of beauty extinguished?" Regardless, she only prayed that the exposed photos of herself would look somewhat better, ideally possessing a kind of pale, withered beauty. After all, this face was the only thing her mother, Ms. Qiu Meiyun, would take pride in showing off.

The man she longs for does not even care for her. In an instant, the security guard can feel countless arrows flying in from all directions; it is not just being hit by arrows. The girl on the rooftop is no ordinary girl; she is practically a hedgehog! With a surge of passion, he jumps up and exclaims, "Miss Tian, if there were a competition for bad luck in the world, you would come in second, and no one would dare to claim the first place, alright? And what about the *picture* *book*? Jump! Go ahead and jump! At worst, I’ll lose my job and go pick up plastic bottles on the street!"

Your shows are too frequent; when you feel wronged, just go to the rooftop and enjoy the breeze. No matter how beautiful the scene is, you must consider the audience's aesthetic fatigue.

Moreover, she still has two payments to collect this month, so why would she want to die

If only it were that simple Tian Jingzhi covered his face, recalling the scene from two hours ago Tonight, I went to propose like a fool

It is now the seventh term

If only it were that simple, Tian Jingzhi said lightly, she rejected him

After rejecting me, he confessed his feelings to another childhood friend whom I dislike the most in front of everyone

This is indeed a day that will be remembered for a lifetime, the security guard sighed, "... may you find peace in your sorrow."

Tian Jingzhi thought of this and withdrew his leg that was about to step out onto the rooftop

Tian Jingzhi ground his teeth in anger, thinking that since he was going to die anyway, perhaps he should consider finding a companion on the road to the underworld.

On the way home, Tian Jingzhi despaired as she thought that today was undoubtedly the darkest day of her life, and tomorrow would be even darker than today. Countless sympathy and ridicule awaited her in the days to come. How would the newspapers report it? ... "The Goddess of Homebodies" turned into "The Goddess of Homebodies Rejected by Homebodies" ... ... a perfect explanation ... ... "The Goddess of Homebodies" turned into "The Goddess of Homebodies Rejected by Homebodies" ... ... a perfect explanation ... ...

The security guard almost cried, "Could it be even worse?"

Tian Jingzhi turned his head and saw the security guard sitting leisurely to one side. He coldly said, "You sit there watching the jumping show, and I haven't charged you anything, so why do you care about me?"

With a man?

The security guard displayed a sympathetic expression, immediately guessing the outcome, "It has failed."

I feel like dying! I can't go on living!" Tian Jingzhi banged his head against the steering wheel while waiting for the red light at the intersection

If only it were that simple

The security guard choked with emotion, "... ... I've lost all my face."

Tian Jingzhi choked with emotion, "If only it were that simple. I informed both sets of parents, and they privately notified their own relatives and friends. My uncles, aunts, cousins, and even an uncle who flew back from the United States just to witness this unforgettable day."

Hello, Miss Tian, your leg has been bouncing up and down for almost half an hour. Are you really serious this time? The security guard standing nearby finally couldn't help but make a teasing remark. People these days have such weak stress tolerance; they often contemplate ending their lives, yet they hesitate. What great things can they accomplish?

The incident occurred in an instant, as a red sports car sped from east to west at over 130 miles per hour. Tian Jingzhi only heard a whistle, followed by a cargo truck driver urgently turning the steering wheel to the left. Subsequently, Tian Jingzhi's small car was easily knocked away. Under the immense force of inertia, she was thrown out of the vehicle, her body soaring through the air before crashing heavily onto a pile of shattered glass

Ah, Miss Tian, where are you going? Aren't you going to dance anymore? Miss Tian, I'm not criticizing you, but living like this is rather meaningless, isn't it...

Hello, did you attempt suicide because of a broken heart

According to official statistics from City F, approximately 1,200 people propose on the rooftop each year, with a success rate of 95%. Among the 5% of proposals that fail, 1% choose to jump off the building to end their lives. This is also a reason for the high success rate of rooftop proposals—fear of causing a fatal incident

In such a beautiful scene, Tian Jingzhi was even more reluctant to die. She felt she should cry for help, but when she opened her mouth, only blood gushed out, and she lacked the strength to even move a finger. All she could do was watch as her blood, as if it had gained independent consciousness, meandered into a small stream, slowly flowing towards a withered humanoid figure not far away. Under the bright streetlight, that figure swelled rapidly like a sponge soaked in blood, and then slowly propped up its head to sit up, walking towards her amidst a rain of rose petals

When a person is so unfortunate that no one even tries to dissuade them from ending their life, seeing the parking ticket on the second-hand luxury car they just purchased becomes less disheartening. At least it proves that the traffic police in our city are doing their job, working diligently day and night to serve the people. Given her level of misfortune, the fact that the car is still parked where she knows it to be is already a sign of divine favor.